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  • I broke a tooth I found a number of dentists fairly close to you. I am hurt I found 13 hospitals 12 of them fairly close to you. I was […]

    Siri I Was Raped Really

    I broke a tooth I found a number of dentists fairly close to you. I am hurt I found 13 hospitals 12 of them fairly close to you. I was […]

  • 99 Contacts but a Mitch ain’t one

    99 Contacts But A Mitch Aint One

    99 Contacts but a Mitch ain’t one

  • A Did you eat? Did you eat? Are you copying me? Are you copying me? I love you! Yea I ate already

    I Love You Yea I Ate Already

    A Did you eat? Did you eat? Are you copying me? Are you copying me? I love you! Yea I ate already

  • Troll Mom strikes again.  Mom did you buy ice cream. Yes  And crackers? No I guess we r crackalaking lol Mom stop iphone whale

    Troll Mom

    Troll Mom strikes again.  Mom did you buy ice cream. Yes  And crackers? No I guess we r crackalaking lol Mom stop iphone whale

  • What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex? Why? Watching Jersey Shore and Can’t Follow ‘plot’ more funny iphone texts here

    What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex

    What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex? Why? Watching Jersey Shore and Can’t Follow ‘plot’ more funny iphone texts here

  • What You Text vs What I See comic via collegehumor.com more funny comics here

    What You Text Vs What I See Comic

    What You Text vs What I See comic via collegehumor.com more funny comics here

  • Are you and Dave ramming tonight? more autocorrect fails here

    Are You And Dave Ramming Tonight?

    Are you and Dave ramming tonight? more autocorrect fails here

  • Uhm, who are you? Chrstine changed all the names on my phone. What am I called Voldemort  OMG! THATS SO MEAN! SHE KNOWS THAT I HAD A NOSE OPERATION A […]

    Voldemort Thats So Mean She Knows I Had A Nose Operation A Couple Of Years Ago

    Uhm, who are you? Chrstine changed all the names on my phone. What am I called Voldemort  OMG! THATS SO MEAN! SHE KNOWS THAT I HAD A NOSE OPERATION A […]

  • Hey Dan I cant wait to see your 8====D Tonight I know what 8====D means what does it mean then? Its a smile of course Thats right Dad! as in […]

    Hey Dan I Cant Wait To See Your 8====D Tonight

    Hey Dan I cant wait to see your 8====D Tonight I know what 8====D means what does it mean then? Its a smile of course Thats right Dad! as in […]

  • Give me a blowjob  – Could you be a little more romantic? – Give me a blowjob in the rain

    Give Me A Blowjob In The Rain

    Give me a blowjob  – Could you be a little more romantic? – Give me a blowjob in the rain

  • So Youre Saying Theres A Chance

    So Youre Sayin Theres A Chance

    So Youre Saying Theres A Chance

  • POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

    Poopception

    POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

  • Want to bang tonight? I meant hang. Duck auto-cucumber. God donut. How the duck do i turn this off? It’s painful watching you struggle man.

    Its Painful Watching You Struggle Man

    Want to bang tonight? I meant hang. Duck auto-cucumber. God donut. How the duck do i turn this off? It’s painful watching you struggle man.

  • Looks like this guy is trying to sell more than his car.

    Look Man Im Just Interested In The Car

    Looks like this guy is trying to sell more than his car.

  • Boobs Are Like The Sun You Can Only Take Quick Glances – But Wear Sunglasses And You Can Look Until The World Ends

    Boobs Are Like The Sun

    Boobs Are Like The Sun You Can Only Take Quick Glances – But Wear Sunglasses And You Can Look Until The World Ends

  • Best thing about iOS 5 is that I can finally type shit

    Best Thing About iOS5 I Can Type Shit

    Best thing about iOS 5 is that I can finally type shit

  • The Facepalm Meme   Text / Ascii ……………………………………..________ ………………………………,.-’”……………….“~., ………………………..,.-”……………………………..”-., …………………….,/………………………………………..”:, …………………,?………………………………………………\, ………………./…………………………………………………..,} ……………../………………………………………………,:`^`..} ……………/……………………………………………,:”………/ …………..?…..__…………………………………..:`………../ …………./__.(…..”~-,_…………………………,:`………./ ………../(_….”~,_……..”~,_………………..,:`…….._/ ……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….”-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….} ………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……”;,,./`…./”…………../ …,,,___.\`~,……”~.,………………..`…..}…………../ …………(….`=-,,…….`……………………(……;_,,-” …………/.`~,……`-………………………….\……/\ ………….\`~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..\,__ ,,_……….}.>-._\……………………………..|…………..`=~-, …..`=~-,_\_……`\,……………………………\ ……………….`=~-,,.\,………………………….\ …………………………..`:,,………………………`\…………..__ ……………………………….`=-,……………….,%`>–==“ …………………………………._\……….._,-%…….`\ […]

    Facepalm

    The Facepalm Meme   Text / Ascii ……………………………………..________ ………………………………,.-’”……………….“~., ………………………..,.-”……………………………..”-., …………………….,/………………………………………..”:, …………………,?………………………………………………\, ………………./…………………………………………………..,} ……………../………………………………………………,:`^`..} ……………/……………………………………………,:”………/ …………..?…..__…………………………………..:`………../ …………./__.(…..”~-,_…………………………,:`………./ ………../(_….”~,_……..”~,_………………..,:`…….._/ ……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….”-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….} ………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……”;,,./`…./”…………../ …,,,___.\`~,……”~.,………………..`…..}…………../ …………(….`=-,,…….`……………………(……;_,,-” …………/.`~,……`-………………………….\……/\ ………….\`~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..\,__ ,,_……….}.>-._\……………………………..|…………..`=~-, …..`=~-,_\_……`\,……………………………\ ……………….`=~-,,.\,………………………….\ …………………………..`:,,………………………`\…………..__ ……………………………….`=-,……………….,%`>–==“ …………………………………._\……….._,-%…….`\ […]

  • I Hope The Girls Notice… My New Scarf

    I Hope The Girls Notice My New Scarf

    I Hope The Girls Notice… My New Scarf

  • Best of the Anxiety Cat meme Related Memes

    Anxiety Cat Meme

    Best of the Anxiety Cat meme Related Memes

  • The Like A Boss Meme  

    Like A Boss

    The Like A Boss Meme  

  • Best of the iPhone whales meme text  

    iPhone Whales

    Best of the iPhone whales meme text  

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