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  • Have you ever seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? no? Haha

    Have You Ever Seen That Clown At Walmart That Hides From Gay People?

    Have you ever seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? no? Haha

  • Whats up – Nothin  - Wanna see my balls – This guy is smooth

    Wanna See My Balls

    Whats up – Nothin  - Wanna see my balls – This guy is smooth

  • He bought her a shirt that said Fetus By Cletus

    Fetus By Cletus

    He bought her a shirt that said Fetus By Cletus

  • I told you I was good to drive last night! Dumbass I drove you sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate iphone text

    I Told You I Was Good To Drive Last Night

    I told you I was good to drive last night! Dumbass I drove you sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate iphone text

  • your teacher called me what have you done? I said thats what she said and she yelled get out and I said thats what she said too – you’re grounded […]

    You’re Grounded For Life But That Was Good

    your teacher called me what have you done? I said thats what she said and she yelled get out and I said thats what she said too – you’re grounded […]

  • I’m good. What are you doing? I’m actually about to go for a run. I’ll text you in a bit. Temple Run

    Im Actually About To Go For A Run

    I’m good. What are you doing? I’m actually about to go for a run. I’ll text you in a bit. Temple Run

  • What can I make your for dinner? Sex and bacon and steak. You can only have one. Steak. Thanks.

    Sex And Bacon And Steak

    What can I make your for dinner? Sex and bacon and steak. You can only have one. Steak. Thanks.

  • Purple Asshole Anal dont ask

    Purple Asshole Anal

    Purple Asshole Anal dont ask

  • Learning English and how to text Madano? Mcdanno?

    Learning English And How To Text

    Learning English and how to text Madano? Mcdanno?

  • I already know she’s texting me AWWW But she just went to bed. So I’m talking to you now

    I Already Know Shes Texting Me

    I already know she’s texting me AWWW But she just went to bed. So I’m talking to you now

  • Friend Zone Level 99 Lets be something more than friends What best friends? No I mean something more than that Mega Best Friends?

    Mega Best Friends

    Friend Zone Level 99 Lets be something more than friends What best friends? No I mean something more than that Mega Best Friends?

  • What did you do today? Party party party So skyrim and reddit. Yes

    Skyrim And Reddit

    What did you do today? Party party party So skyrim and reddit. Yes

  • Busted! Hi babe what are you doing? Nothing much em really tired. Just going to sleep now babe. And you? In the club standing behind you

    In The Club Standing Behind You

    Busted! Hi babe what are you doing? Nothing much em really tired. Just going to sleep now babe. And you? In the club standing behind you

  • Sucktioning Kids Ridiculous auto cat rectal birdsee! I am auditioning kids forplay

    I Am Auditioning Kids Forplay

    Sucktioning Kids Ridiculous auto cat rectal birdsee! I am auditioning kids forplay

  • Do you want to come over when I get off – Do you want to get off when I come over

    Do You Want To Come Over When I Get Off Do You Want To Get Off When I Come Over

    Do you want to come over when I get off – Do you want to get off when I come over

  • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved.  oh. do you sea what I did there? no. i’m shore you did.. how do you have […]

    Dont Be Such A Beach

    What did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved.  oh. do you sea what I did there? no. i’m shore you did.. how do you have […]

  • Does Vodka really kill bees and wasps? Yes over time it will destroy their tiny livers. But it’s the disruption to home life that life that really takes its toll […]

    Does Vodka Really Kill Bees And Wasps

    Does Vodka really kill bees and wasps? Yes over time it will destroy their tiny livers. But it’s the disruption to home life that life that really takes its toll […]

  • 6 Reasons I miss you –  1. Dance Partys 2. Nice to me. 3. lets me go with her to friends houses 4 stays by my side 5 lets me […]

    6 Reasons I Miss You

    6 Reasons I miss you –  1. Dance Partys 2. Nice to me. 3. lets me go with her to friends houses 4 stays by my side 5 lets me […]

  • hey are you free on Tuesday? I want to see a movie or something – damn right i’m free this is america

    Damn Right Im Free This Is America

    hey are you free on Tuesday? I want to see a movie or something – damn right i’m free this is america

  • ugh srry some ass changed the names of my contacts rlly? whats my name? The Batman OMFG Leave it like that@ but who are you?? I’m Batman

    But Who Are You Im Batman

    ugh srry some ass changed the names of my contacts rlly? whats my name? The Batman OMFG Leave it like that@ but who are you?? I’m Batman

  • Lol Awesome I had a ghost poop yesterday… aliens

    I Had A Ghost Poop Yesterday

    Lol Awesome I had a ghost poop yesterday… aliens

  • Theres always money in the banana stand Thanks Dad

    Theres Always Money In The Banana Stand

    Theres always money in the banana stand Thanks Dad

  • I broke a tooth I found a number of dentists fairly close to you. I am hurt I found 13 hospitals 12 of them fairly close to you. I was […]

    Siri I Was Raped Really

    I broke a tooth I found a number of dentists fairly close to you. I am hurt I found 13 hospitals 12 of them fairly close to you. I was […]

  • 99 Contacts but a Mitch ain’t one

    99 Contacts But A Mitch Aint One

    99 Contacts but a Mitch ain’t one

  • A Did you eat? Did you eat? Are you copying me? Are you copying me? I love you! Yea I ate already

    I Love You Yea I Ate Already

    A Did you eat? Did you eat? Are you copying me? Are you copying me? I love you! Yea I ate already

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