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  • A Did you eat? Did you eat? Are you copying me? Are you copying me? I love you! Yea I ate already

    I Love You Yea I Ate Already

    A Did you eat? Did you eat? Are you copying me? Are you copying me? I love you! Yea I ate already

  • Troll Mom strikes again.  Mom did you buy ice cream. Yes  And crackers? No I guess we r crackalaking lol Mom stop iphone whale

    Troll Mom

    Troll Mom strikes again.  Mom did you buy ice cream. Yes  And crackers? No I guess we r crackalaking lol Mom stop iphone whale

  • I like you Do you like me? No. You never ask if I loved you. Awwww, do you love me? No. more funny iphone texts here

    I Like You Do You Like Me?

    I like you Do you like me? No. You never ask if I loved you. Awwww, do you love me? No. more funny iphone texts here

  • Dad remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well… I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom… Shit… more funny iphone texts here

    Nice Pictures Of Mom Shit

    Dad remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well… I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom… Shit… more funny iphone texts here

  • What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex? Why? Watching Jersey Shore and Can’t Follow ‘plot’ more funny iphone texts here

    What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex

    What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex? Why? Watching Jersey Shore and Can’t Follow ‘plot’ more funny iphone texts here

  • Knock knock, Who’s there? Lol Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN’ , THEY HATIN’ We can’t be seen together anymore. more funny texts here

    Daisy Me Rollin They Hatin

    Knock knock, Who’s there? Lol Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN’ , THEY HATIN’ We can’t be seen together anymore. more funny texts here

  • What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex Now I see how much you care im done. Hey you wanna go out? Go […]

    Troll Love

    What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex Now I see how much you care im done. Hey you wanna go out? Go […]

  • Find the Zero Find The Fuck I Give more funny texts here

    Find The Zero Find The Fuck I Give

    Find the Zero Find The Fuck I Give more funny texts here

  • Give me a blowjob  – Could you be a little more romantic? – Give me a blowjob in the rain

    Give Me A Blowjob In The Rain

    Give me a blowjob  – Could you be a little more romantic? – Give me a blowjob in the rain

  • POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

    Poopception

    POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

  • Want to bang tonight? I meant hang. Duck auto-cucumber. God donut. How the duck do i turn this off? It’s painful watching you struggle man.

    Its Painful Watching You Struggle Man

    Want to bang tonight? I meant hang. Duck auto-cucumber. God donut. How the duck do i turn this off? It’s painful watching you struggle man.

  • Looks like this guy is trying to sell more than his car.

    Look Man Im Just Interested In The Car

    Looks like this guy is trying to sell more than his car.

  • Best thing about iOS 5 is that I can finally type shit

    Best Thing About iOS5 I Can Type Shit

    Best thing about iOS 5 is that I can finally type shit

  • Best of the iPhone whales meme text  

    iPhone Whales

    Best of the iPhone whales meme text  

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