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iphone text Archive

  • I like you Do you like me? No. You never ask if I loved you. Awwww, do you love me? No. more funny iphone texts here

    I Like You Do You Like Me?

    Posted on November 18, 2011
    I like you Do you like me? No. You never ask if I loved you. Awwww, do you love me? No. more funny iphone texts here

  • Dad remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well… I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom… Shit… more funny iphone texts here

    Nice Pictures Of Mom Shit

    Posted on November 17, 2011
    Dad remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well… I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom… Shit… more funny iphone texts here

  • What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex? Why? Watching Jersey Shore and Can’t Follow ‘plot’ more funny iphone texts here

    What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex

    Posted on November 14, 2011
    What Is The Difference Between HookUp And Sex? Why? Watching Jersey Shore and Can’t Follow ‘plot’ more funny iphone texts here

  • Knock knock, Who’s there? Lol Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN’ , THEY HATIN’ We can’t be seen together anymore. more funny texts here

    Daisy Me Rollin They Hatin

    Posted on November 13, 2011
    Knock knock, Who’s there? Lol Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN’ , THEY HATIN’ We can’t be seen together anymore. more funny texts here

  • What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex Now I see how much you care im done. Hey you wanna go out? Go […]

    Troll Love

    Posted on November 11, 2011
    What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex Now I see how much you care im done. Hey you wanna go out? Go […]

  • Hey Dan I cant wait to see your 8====D Tonight I know what 8====D means what does it mean then? Its a smile of course Thats right Dad! as in […]

    Hey Dan I Cant Wait To See Your 8====D Tonight

    Posted on November 8, 2011
    Hey Dan I cant wait to see your 8====D Tonight I know what 8====D means what does it mean then? Its a smile of course Thats right Dad! as in […]

  • Find the Zero Find The Fuck I Give more funny texts here

    Find The Zero Find The Fuck I Give

    Posted on November 7, 2011
    Find the Zero Find The Fuck I Give more funny texts here

  • Yo is dis my nigga Treyshon?

    Yo Is Dis Treyshon

    Posted on November 5, 2011
    Yo is dis my nigga Treyshon?

  • You’re Willie enlarger will be here soon enough! – Yeah thought I’d get ya Christmas present early! No don’t need it I have a big prick named Matt  Troll Dad […]

    Troll Dad Youre Willie Enlarger Will Be Here Soon Enough

    Posted on November 2, 2011
    You’re Willie enlarger will be here soon enough! – Yeah thought I’d get ya Christmas present early! No don’t need it I have a big prick named Matt  Troll Dad […]

  • Give me a blowjob  – Could you be a little more romantic? – Give me a blowjob in the rain

    Give Me A Blowjob In The Rain

    Posted on November 2, 2011
    Give me a blowjob  – Could you be a little more romantic? – Give me a blowjob in the rain

  • So Youre Saying Theres A Chance

    So Youre Sayin Theres A Chance

    Posted on October 29, 2011
    So Youre Saying Theres A Chance

  • POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

    Poopception

    Posted on October 26, 2011
    POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

  • Looks like this guy is trying to sell more than his car.

    Look Man Im Just Interested In The Car

    Posted on October 19, 2011
    Looks like this guy is trying to sell more than his car.

  • Best thing about iOS 5 is that I can finally type shit

    Best Thing About iOS5 I Can Type Shit

    Posted on October 14, 2011
    Best thing about iOS 5 is that I can finally type shit

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