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  • My dad just learned about OMG

    My Dad Just Learned About OMG

    My dad just learned about OMG

  • Omg I just saw you on tv! – What channel? Animal planet.

    OMG I Just Saw You On TV!

    Omg I just saw you on tv! – What channel? Animal planet.

  • Lets talk in ninja now more funny iphone texts here

    Lets Talk In Ninja Now

    Lets talk in ninja now more funny iphone texts here

  • Totally got hit on at the Starbucks – giggling, eye contact. Handsome 55 years old gay man – oh yeah. I still got it

    I Still Got It

    Totally got hit on at the Starbucks – giggling, eye contact. Handsome 55 years old gay man – oh yeah. I still got it

  • the girlfriend – I caught the bouquet you know what that means… I don’t need to buy you flowers? more funny texts here

    I Caught The Bouquet You Know What That Means

    the girlfriend – I caught the bouquet you know what that means… I don’t need to buy you flowers? more funny texts here

  • What are you doing? Laying in bed. Naked? Yes. Show me. It’s dark. I don’t care. more funny iphone texts here – Dat Darkness

    Its Dark I Dont Care

    What are you doing? Laying in bed. Naked? Yes. Show me. It’s dark. I don’t care. more funny iphone texts here – Dat Darkness

  • Can you explain the cell division really fast – thx – more funny iphone texts here

    Can You Explain The Cell Division Very Fast?

    Can you explain the cell division really fast – thx – more funny iphone texts here

  • Someone said you looked like an owl. Random. Who? Nailed it. Fuck you. text

    Someone Said You Look Like An Owl

    Someone said you looked like an owl. Random. Who? Nailed it. Fuck you. text

  • Troll Mom strikes again.  Mom did you buy ice cream. Yes  And crackers? No I guess we r crackalaking lol Mom stop iphone whale

    Troll Mom

    Troll Mom strikes again.  Mom did you buy ice cream. Yes  And crackers? No I guess we r crackalaking lol Mom stop iphone whale

  • Dad remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well… I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom… Shit… more funny iphone texts here

    Nice Pictures Of Mom Shit

    Dad remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well… I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom… Shit… more funny iphone texts here

  • Knock knock, Who’s there? Lol Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN’ , THEY HATIN’ We can’t be seen together anymore. more funny texts here

    Daisy Me Rollin They Hatin

    Knock knock, Who’s there? Lol Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN’ , THEY HATIN’ We can’t be seen together anymore. more funny texts here

  • What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex Now I see how much you care im done. Hey you wanna go out? Go […]

    Troll Love

    What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex Now I see how much you care im done. Hey you wanna go out? Go […]

  • Hey Dan I cant wait to see your 8====D Tonight I know what 8====D means what does it mean then? Its a smile of course Thats right Dad! as in […]

    Hey Dan I Cant Wait To See Your 8====D Tonight

    Hey Dan I cant wait to see your 8====D Tonight I know what 8====D means what does it mean then? Its a smile of course Thats right Dad! as in […]

  • Find the Zero Find The Fuck I Give more funny texts here

    Find The Zero Find The Fuck I Give

    Find the Zero Find The Fuck I Give more funny texts here

  • POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

    Poopception

    POOPCEPTION Mind.Blown via FailText

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