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  • I have a hot boyfriend. A huge house. A perfect body. Loads of cash. Tons of friends. And a perfect life. Thank you, Sims Forever alone Facebook status

    I Have A Hot Boyfriend A Huge House A Perfect Body Thank You Sims

    I have a hot boyfriend. A huge house. A perfect body. Loads of cash. Tons of friends. And a perfect life. Thank you, Sims Forever alone Facebook status

  • Actually dictionaries are only used for defining words, I believe you are looking for the term, Encyclopedia… To be fair Alex is kind of a dick

    I Believe You Are Looking For The Term Encyclopedia

    Actually dictionaries are only used for defining words, I believe you are looking for the term, Encyclopedia… To be fair Alex is kind of a dick

  • guys are like bras they hook up behind your back girls are like condoms they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

    Girls Are Like Condoms

    guys are like bras they hook up behind your back girls are like condoms they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

  •     Here are over 200 funny, witty, cool, and clever facebook statuses to keep your friends laughing Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing […]

    200 Funny Facebook Status Updates

        Here are over 200 funny, witty, cool, and clever facebook statuses to keep your friends laughing Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing […]

  • When a girl tells you she is done, that doesn’t mean give up. It means fight for her. Isn’t that rape? Yea it’s pretty much rape.

    Isn’t That Rape?

    When a girl tells you she is done, that doesn’t mean give up. It means fight for her. Isn’t that rape? Yea it’s pretty much rape.

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