Texts Archive
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1 Plus 1 Equals 3
Posted on March 20, 20121 + 1 = 3 If you don’t use a condom -
Magical Poop Stealing Water Chair
Posted on March 20, 2012Magical poop stealing water chair via imgur -
If Common Sense Was Used In Government
Posted on March 20, 2012If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S. -
What Does LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT Mean?
Posted on March 20, 2012what the fuck does LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT mean? Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco -
![You are nice intelligent and funny – Yet you’re destined to forever be “That weird that that’s really nice but just isn’t my taste” to every single woman that you […]](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/you-are-nice-intelligent-and-funny-240x180.jpg "You Are Nice Intelligent And Funny")
You Are Nice Intelligent And Funny
Posted on March 19, 2012You are nice intelligent and funny – Yet you’re destined to forever be “That weird that that’s really nice but just isn’t my taste” to every single woman that you […] -
Even Prisoners Have Bread
Posted on March 19, 2012There’s no food at home again – Not even bread – Even prisoners have bread. more funny iPhone texts here -
Playing Video Games For The Graphics Is Like Watching Porn For The Story
Posted on March 19, 2012Playing video games for the graphics – Is like watching porn for the story -
Siri How Can I Pass My Biology Class
Posted on March 19, 2012Siri How can I pass my biology class? Murder your teacher. -
Sometimes The Person Who Tries To Keep Everyone Happy Is The Most Lonely Person
Posted on March 19, 2012Sometimes the person who triest to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person -
The Good Thing About Science Is That Its True Whether Or Not Your Believe In It
Posted on March 19, 2012The good thing about science is that its true whether or not you believe in it Neil deGrasse Tryson -
Some People Are Like Clouds
Posted on March 17, 2012Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day. -
Lets Talk In Ninja Now
Posted on March 17, 2012Lets talk in ninja now more funny iphone texts here -
I Still Got It
Posted on March 17, 2012Totally got hit on at the Starbucks – giggling, eye contact. Handsome 55 years old gay man – oh yeah. I still got it -
Say Eye Spell Map Say Ness
Posted on March 17, 2012Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness -
Why 2 Girls?
Posted on March 16, 2012Why 2 girls? Thats the only one that looks like you. Let’s face it babe, you’re not manly. more funny texts here -
Math The Only Place People Buy 60 Watermelons And Nobody Wonders Why
Posted on March 16, 2012Math. The only place people buy 60 watermelons and nobody wonders why -
DTMBF
Posted on March 16, 2012DTMBF – Down to make blanket forts – that’s right ladies -
Bitch Please Yao Ming Played His Entire Career With His Eyes Closed
Posted on March 15, 2012Michael Jordan takes a free throw with his eyes closed – bitch please yao ming played his entire career with his eyes closed -
You Know You Won An Argument When…
Posted on March 15, 2012You know you won an argument when the other person responds with “whatever” -
Dont Think Too Much
Posted on March 15, 2012Don’t think too much you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place - true story -
Bear Grylls Responds To Being Fired
Posted on March 15, 2012Bear Grylls responds via twitter to being fired from Man Vs Wild – thanks guys. But don’t worry… I’ll be drinking pee again soon! -
Tomorrow Noun
Posted on March 14, 2012Tomorrow noun – A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored. -
I Caught The Bouquet You Know What That Means
Posted on March 14, 2012the girlfriend – I caught the bouquet you know what that means… I don’t need to buy you flowers? more funny texts here -
You Spelt Fuck Wrong
Posted on March 12, 2012Just another day texting the lady friend – you wanna fight – you spelt fuck wrong -
Am I The Only One…
Posted on March 12, 2012Am I the only one that when somebody says “10 years ago” thinks about the 90′s instead of 2002?