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You Will Never Know What It Feels Like…
Posted on October 20, 2012You will never know what if feels like… -
Everything Has An End
Posted on October 19, 2012Girlfri END Boyfri END Bestfri END Everything has an end… -
I Hope You Get Eaten By A Shark
Posted on October 19, 2012I hope you get eaten by a shark – I hope you step on a lego… text -
When I Laugh At Jokes From The Internet…
Posted on October 18, 2012When I laugh at jokes on the internet, I don’t actually laugh… -
We Live In A Society Where…
Posted on October 17, 2012We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. -
English Vs German
Posted on October 17, 2012English Vs German – Pardon? Bitte. -
Felix Baumgartner Justin Bieber Tweet
Posted on October 16, 2012Felix Baumgartner Justin Bieber tweet – he is a true hero – “Trying to talk Red Bull into letting Justin Bieber break my record, without a parachute.” -
Most Women Desire A Man That Can Make Them Laugh And Feel Safe…
Posted on October 15, 2012Most women desire someone who can make them laugh, and also feel safe… -
Whenever You Feel Sad Just Remember…
Posted on October 14, 2012Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “Push”. -
Where The Black People At?
Posted on October 14, 2012Emoji Where the black people at? @SheeeRatchet -
What Does It Say… Bitch
Posted on October 13, 2012Hey my friend changed all my contact names can u tell me who you are… -
How Many PETA Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Posted on October 13, 2012How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? -
Tom Haverfoods Keyboard Shortcuts
Posted on October 12, 2012Tom Haverfoods keyboard shortcuts -
3 Words 8 Letters Say It And I’m Yours
Posted on October 12, 20123 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours. – I got food? – text -
Today Has Been Cancelled…
Posted on October 11, 2012Today has been cancelled go back to bed. If only this were true -
Chocolate Doesn’t Ask Silly Questions
Posted on October 10, 2012Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions – chocolate understands -
This Is Why Your Mom Shouldn’t Text
Posted on October 10, 2012This is why your mom shouldn’t text – Howdoyoudoaspace -
A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man…
Posted on October 9, 2012A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad. -
Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me When I’m Alone…
Posted on October 9, 2012Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly… -
Fucktupled
Posted on October 8, 2012Bill Nye Tho – Fucktupled -
Don’t Break Anybody’s Heart They Only Have One
Posted on October 8, 2012Don’t break anybody’s heart they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206. -
I Laugh At Your Claims To Bravely Take On A Zombie Apocalypse
Posted on October 7, 2012I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse when most of you can’t stand up to a spider -
They’re = They Fucking Are…
Posted on October 6, 2012They’re = They fucking are – perfect for grammar nazis -
Photographers Are Violent People
Posted on October 6, 2012Photographers are violent people. First they frame you… -
Do This Test To See If You Have A Gay Streak
Posted on October 5, 2012Do this test to see if you have a gay streak… text