Advice Animals Archive

  • What’s the worst thing your wife can say during sex – Honey, I’m home – Inappropriate Bill Clinton

    What’s The Worst Thing Your Wife Can Say During Sex

    What’s the worst thing your wife can say during sex – Honey, I’m home – Inappropriate Bill Clinton

  • It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google maps says it only takes 12. Who is she? Overly Attached Girlfriend

    It Took You 15 Minutes To Get Home…

    It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google maps says it only takes 12. Who is she? Overly Attached Girlfriend

  • Invites you to a party knowing that you’re shy – doesn’t leave your side the entire time so you’re never alone – Good Guy Greg

    This Is The Best Of Friends

    Invites you to a party knowing that you’re shy – doesn’t leave your side the entire time so you’re never alone – Good Guy Greg

  • Not sure if drunk or just bilingual. – Futurama Fry

    Not Sure If Drunk Or…

    Not sure if drunk or just bilingual. – Futurama Fry

  • No bitch I will not play “call me maybe” – Badass DJ

    No I Will Not Play Call Me Maybe

    No bitch I will not play “call me maybe” – Badass DJ

  • Father’s Day Meme – They forgot about father’s day – I forgot the safety was off

    Fathers Day Meme

    Father’s Day Meme – They forgot about father’s day – I forgot the safety was off

  • Dear vegetarians – even plants think that you’re wrong

    Dear Vegetarians

    Dear vegetarians – even plants think that you’re wrong

  • Come to England they said – it’s summer they said

    Come To England They Said

    Come to England they said – it’s summer they said

  • Oh you’re in a hurry? Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster. Condescending Wonka via zipmeme

    Oh You’re In A Hurry?

    Oh you’re in a hurry? Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster. Condescending Wonka via zipmeme

  • Love is all you need? False. You need water and rations. Schrute meme – via zipmeme

    Love Is All You Need False

    Love is all you need? False. You need water and rations. Schrute meme – via zipmeme

  • Scumbag Brain strikes again – Oh you’re having an exam in four days? Let’s find you a new game to play!

    Scumbag Brain Strikes Again

    Scumbag Brain strikes again – Oh you’re having an exam in four days? Let’s find you a new game to play!

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I lied about birth control, I’m having your baby – Overly Attached Girlfriend

    Call Her Crazy

    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I lied about birth control, I’m having your baby – Overly Attached Girlfriend

  • How it feels working retail… Friday –  I work weekends…

    How It Feels Working Retail…

    How it feels working retail… Friday –  I work weekends…

  • Ermahgerd – flerp flerps

    Flerp Flerps

    Ermahgerd – flerp flerps

  • Every time I try to write a paper – procrastination – Spongebob Rainbow meme

    Every Time I Try To Write A Paper

    Every time I try to write a paper – procrastination – Spongebob Rainbow meme

  • When you clap you high five yourself – for something someone else has done whoa – Sudden Clarity Clarence via zipmeme

    When You Clap You High Five Yourself…

    When you clap you high five yourself – for something someone else has done whoa – Sudden Clarity Clarence via zipmeme

  • I don’t always shit in a public restroom – but when I do it sounds like a Michael Bay film

    I Don’t Always Shit In A Public Restroom

    I don’t always shit in a public restroom – but when I do it sounds like a Michael Bay film

  • This is the only Edward that deserves your love

    The Only Edward That Deserves Your Love

    This is the only Edward that deserves your love

  • Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap – Forrest Gump meme

    Love Is Like A Fart

    Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap – Forrest Gump meme

  • Forever alone meme – has one night stand – from ikea

    Has One Night Stand

    Forever alone meme – has one night stand – from ikea

  • Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead meme – Gets invited on stage – new band member make your own over at zipmeme.com

    Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead Meme

    Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead meme – Gets invited on stage – new band member make your own over at zipmeme.com

  • The Rock Driving meme – Who’s that girl singing on the radio right now?

    The Rock Driving

    The Rock Driving meme – Who’s that girl singing on the radio right now?

  • My College Life – Not sure if I should sleep – or drink more coffee – via zipmeme

    My College Life…

    My College Life – Not sure if I should sleep – or drink more coffee – via zipmeme

  • Batman what are you doing to get your Dad for Fath… My parents are dead! – via zipmeme

    What Does Batman Get His Dad For Father’s Day?

    Batman what are you doing to get your Dad for Fath… My parents are dead! – via zipmeme

  • oh so you’re bored at your air conditioned office job that pays $15/hour? – That sounds rough, I feel bad for you. – Condescending Wonka

    Oh So You’re Bored At Your Job?

    oh so you’re bored at your air conditioned office job that pays $15/hour? – That sounds rough, I feel bad for you. – Condescending Wonka

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