Facebook Posts Archive
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I’m Left Handed What’s Your Superpower?
Posted on August 10, 2013I’m left handed what’s your superpower? -
Directions Too Confusing Got Dick Caught In Ceiling Fan
Posted on August 8, 2013Directions too confusing, got dick caught in ceiling fan. -
My Wife’s Credit Cards Were Stolen Last Week…
Posted on August 5, 2013My wife’s credit cards were stolen last week. I haven’t reported them yet though… -
Nice Cover Up
Posted on August 5, 2013No fap november begins now! -
That’s One Heavy Hat
Posted on August 3, 2013That’s one heavy hat… -
Trust Your Instincts Folks
Posted on August 1, 2013Trust your instincts folks. That’s what they’re there for. -
Your Skin Looks Very Smooth
Posted on July 25, 2013Your skin looks very smooth – yo skin bitch looks smooth -
Good Guy Crayola
Posted on July 18, 2013Good Guy Crayola! -
Cooking A Pizza – Nailed It
Posted on July 16, 2013Cooking a pizza – nailed it. -
Bye England Hello London
Posted on July 10, 2013Bye England Hello London – #London #Is #In #England -
WTF Mom
Posted on June 29, 2013Wtf Mom?! -
I’m So Deep In The Friendzone
Posted on June 20, 2013I’m so deep in the friendzone that I’ve met her boyfriend’s parents -
Why I Don’t Feel Bad About Downloading Music
Posted on June 15, 2013thats why I don’t feel bad about downloading music -
Thonx Beb
Posted on June 15, 2013Sah hot beb – thonx beb – wat? -
I Don’t Mind Straight People As Long As They Act Gay In Public
Posted on June 13, 2013I don’t mind straight people as long as they act gay in public -
Im So Out Of Shape
Posted on June 7, 2013I’m so out of shape my weight bench has grown plants -
Boob Life
Posted on June 2, 2013I didn’t choose the boob life… -
Hawkeye’s Fabulous Body
Posted on May 31, 2013Hawkeye’s fabulous body -
When Boys Call You My Girl
Posted on May 23, 2013When boys call you “my girl” -
Amy’s Baking Company Facebook Meltdown, Memes, and other Nonsense
Posted on May 15, 2013Amy’s Baking Company Facebook Meltdown, Memes and other Nonsense – Amy’s Baking Company a bistro featured on Gordon Ramsay’s Nightmare Kitchen has an epic facebook meltdown targeting Reddit, Yelp, and […] -
The Amount Of Fucks I Give…
Posted on May 13, 2013Just got McDonalds… You’ve arrived to the amount of fucks I give about this status.