No, you’re not crazy. That is without a doubt the one and only Professor Snape working at a ticket counter for American Airlines. Why on Earth would Snape need a muggle job?! Doesn’t he have any of that Die Hard money left?
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You’ll also notice that Snape’s muggle name is David Dolci, but that doesn’t really matter. Anyway, let’s explore how Snape came to be an American Airlines employee, shall we?
In 2012 an airline passenger noticed Snape working at the airport and hypothesized that he must have faked his own death in order to start a new life as an American Airlines employee. That logic checks out. But then we heard nothing from Snape for quite a while. That is until….
BAM! A few months ago he was spotted again.
Then after this further evidence made its way onto the web about a week ago, American Airlines could no longer deny that Snape was indeed in their employ and released this statement via their Facebook page.
Severus Snape will assist you in the boarding process for Flight Nine and Three Quarters from LaGuardia to Hogwarts. We’ll be boarding by Sorting House and are expecting a full flight today.
Our First Class Slytherin passengers can now board the Patronus Jet. Please let our Flight Attendants know if you would like a pre-departure butterbeer. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are welcome to board next.
Last and certainly least, Gryffindor and Muggles may board.