So Imagine that you are in Las Vegas minding your own business and decide to call a couple of prostitutes to your room. You know, because of Vegas. Then, when said hookers arrive you find out that those hookers are your daughters. Well, that recently happened to a man named Titus McDonalds.
Yep. That is a thing that actually happened. And yes, his name is actually McDonalds. Needless to say, he was pretty ashamed and surprised. McDonalds was in Vegas trying to blow off some steam due to recent marital problems he was having and that backfired pretty heavily.
“I told them I was sorry for what I done did,” McDonald’s said. “I apologized for my actions and said I just want my family whole again. My daughters and I have patched up our relationship. My marital problems are not over, but we have a wonderful counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.”
The situation is certainly unfortunate, but McDonalds has fathered ten children. Law of numbers says at some point you are going to father a hooker.
Post by Ryan Scott