Expectation Vs Reality Of Your Wedding Night

Expectation: Crossing the threshold like in the movies.

Expectation: Crossing the threshold like in the movies.

Reality: Drunkenly forgetting any traditions and stumbling through the doors in a post-wedding daze.

Reality: Drunkenly forgetting any traditions and stumbling through the doors in a post-wedding daze.

Expectation: First magical conversation alone in the room.

Expectation: First magical conversation alone in the room.

Reality: Slurring mess about either love or hunger from not eating — impossible to tell which.

Reality: Slurring mess about either love or hunger from not eating — impossible to tell which.

This is when 40% of couples will pass out.

This is when 40% of couples will pass out.

Expectation: Making love immediately.

Expectation: Making love immediately.

Reality: Ordering pizza immediately.

Reality: Ordering pizza immediately.

Expectation: Getting undressed.

Expectation: Getting undressed.

Reality: The event of getting undressed.

Reality: The event of getting undressed.

Expectation: Consummating with ease.

Expectation: Consummating with ease.

Reality: Powering through drunkenness and pizza bloat to make it happen.

Reality: Powering through drunkenness and pizza bloat to make it happen.

This is when the remaining 50% of couples will give up and pass out.

This is when the remaining 50% of couples will give up and pass out.

Expectation: Orgasming (only 10% of couples will make it this far).

Expectation: Orgasming (only 10% of couples will make it this far).

Reality: Orgasming with some extra effort.

Reality: Orgasming with some extra effort.

Expectation: Falling asleep in each other’s arms after one of the best days of your life.

Expectation: Falling asleep in each other's arms after one of the best days of your life.

Reality: Drunkenly passing out in each other’s arms after one of the best days of your life.

Reality: Drunkenly passing out in each other's arms after one of the best days of your life.

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