This Is What It’s Like To Work At A Porn Store

Sure buddy, its not the strangest thing I’ve seen someone buy “as a joke”

This happens a lot. People seem to think that staff at porn stores are totally okay with hearing about their sexual fantasies and adventure. We’re really not.

Most commonly asked question when the bars in the area let out. My general response was to direct them towards the escorts down the street.

Poppers (also know as leather cleaner, vcr head cleaner, among other names) are a chemical solution that can be sniffed to produce minor euphoria and hallucinations. Having 30+ bottles explode and soak everything, myself included, led to a really interesting 12 hours

This happened a few times, with different people. It got even worse when they mixed drugs in and ran screaming and naked around the store.

His first attempt was to ask me if I “knew how to make it snow”

Its against the store policy to accept any returns, and we have multiple signs up to that effect. I tried repeatedly to inform them of this but they were sure of their purchase….until the tequila wore off.

 

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