You’re Not The Only One Who Does These 34 Weird Little Things

1. Even if you can’t dance, fantasizing about the day you’ll totally show someone up in a random dance battle.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

2. Pretending you’re in a music video or movie montage when you’ve got your headphones on.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

3. Hearing someone laughing near you and assuming they’re laughing AT you.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

4. Going through your FB, Twitter, or Instagram whenever you friend someone to “see it through their eyes.”

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

5. And immediately rereading an email the second after you sent it.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

6. Thinking about dropping your phone anytime you’re standing above a body of water.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

7. Throwing away the box from your microwave meal and then immediately having to fish it out to find out how long to cook it.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

8. Keeping your headphones on after your music stops and not realizing until maybe hours later.

9. Rehearsing whatever stories you would tell as a guest on a late-night talk show.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

10. Googling something without thinking and then staring at the search results like “what just happened how did I get here?”

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

11. Immediately touching a plate after the server warns you it’s hot.

12. Staging fictional conversations between you and friends, enemies, celebrity crushes, anyone.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

13. Plotting out escape routes for unlikely scenarios.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

14. Rushing out of the pool if everyone else gets out because you know there are suddenly sharks in there.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

15. Pretending you’re a private detective in public places and imagining backstories for the people around you.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

16. Getting unnaturally excited when you find that one stray chin hair that always grows nice and long.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

17. Circling around your apartment whenever you have to talk on the phone.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

18. Dancing in elevators, bathroom stalls, basically any small place in which you find yourself alone.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

19. Pretending you’re in an action movie when you’re out for a run.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

20. Telling white lies about your life to strangers you meet on planes, in parks, wherever, just because why not??

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

21. Trying really, really hard to move something with your mind, or just pretending you can.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

22. Believing that you’ll somehow be able to watch the next episode even though you know you don’t have enough time.

23. Having fake fights in your head so you can be ready if you ever have to defend your convictions.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

24. Picking pimples that aren’t “ready” even though you know you’re going to make your face look a million times worse.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

25. Apologizing to doors or furniture when you accidentally kick or bump into them.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

26. Putting your music on shuffle and then still skipping through them to get to the one you wanted anyway.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

27. Looking at a price tag and finding out the store you’re in is wayyyyy out of your price range, but then staying for a while like you’re totally unfazed.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

28. Listening to a song you love on repeat until it makes you want to die.

29. Shouting for no reason when you know no one is around.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

30. Stopping the microwave at one second just to prove you can.

Stopping the microwave at one second just to prove you can.

31. Jokingly telling your friend to “pee for [you] while [they’re] up!!” but then actually wishing that was a thing they could do.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

32. Sitting in the shower.

34 Weird Things Other People Totally Do Too

33. Trying to close the refrigerator slowly enough to catch what it looks like with the lights off.

Trying to close the refrigerator slowly enough to catch what it looks like with the lights off.

34. And this:

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