35 Moments That Are In Every Episode Of The Walking Dead

1. The episode opens to a flashback/forward of too many walkers.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

2. A member of the group says something epic right before the credits roll.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

3. You anticipate the episode during the theme song trying to figure out what happens this time.

4. Rick says something about “survival.”

Rick mentions "survival."

5. Carl will piss you off somehow.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

6. Rick will do that squinty look when he’s talking to somebody so you know he doesn’t like them.

Rick will do that weird squinty thing with his eyes, and you know he hates the person he's talking to.

7. There’s always that one douche bag in every new safe zone that loves to start a fight.

8. There will be a short scene that shows off some part of Daryl’s sexy dirty body.

There will be a shot solely dedicated to a part of Daryl's sweaty, perfectly dirty body.

9. The group travels in immaculately clean cars.

Rick leads the group in absurdly clean cars.
Maybe they are so low in drinking water because they use it to wash the cars.

10. There’s a suspenseful moment of somebody approaching a door with menacing music playing…

11. … But then nothing happens.

... AND THEN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.
And you’re kinda disappointed.

12. Rick talks about “survival” again.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

13. Judith cries at the worst possible moment and you hope she doesn’t attract more walkers.

14. Daryl will touch a walker, and you’ll wish it was you.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

15. At least one walker will be taken out in the most horrifically gory way possible.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

16. Rick avoids eye contact during a serious conversation.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

17. The episode will slow down for at least 15 minutes allowing your mind to wander.

 

18. You will think about how bad everyone must smell.

And you begin to think about how bad everyone must smell to pass the time...

19. You will wonder why Rick seems to be the only man that can’t find time to shave.

20. Just when everyone seems calm, a walker somehow gets into the safe zone, followed by a whole hoard of walkers.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

21. At some point there will be a lot of walkers that seem to appear out of nowhere.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

22. You notice a walker that must have been hot before he got bit.

Then your eye catches that one walker that could potentially be really hot.

23. There’s always that one walker that just can’t seem to cut it as a walker.

24. Michonne effortlessly slays walkers with her samurai sword making her the most badass survivor of the group.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

25. Carol does everyone else’s dirty work and kills somebody that threatens the survival of the rest of the group.

Carol locks it up by doing everyone else's dirty work and killing somebody just 'cause it feels right.

26. Daryl will do something totally gross but look incredibly hot doing it.

Daryl will do something totally gross but look incredibly hot doing it.

27. Carol and Daryl will share a moment with some obvious sexual tension.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

28. Rick talks about “survival” yet again.

Rick mentions "survival" again.

29. Abraham will bring up Washington D.C.

Abraham will find a way to bring up Washington D.C.

30. And Eugene’s mullet game will be on point.

And Eugene's mullet game will be on point.

31. Maggie will look really stressed the hell out while holding a rifle.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

32. Glenn gets volunteered to do the scavenging as usual.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

33. There will be a devastating death in the group that you will never be able to get over.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

34. Dramatic blues music starts to wrap up the episode, and you really hope it’s not the beginning of another Beth song.

Dramatic blues music starts to wrap up the episode, and you pray to God it isn't the beginning of another Beth song.

35. There will be a crazy-ass cliffhanger that makes you come back for the next episode… but at least Daryl is safe.

35 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "The Walking Dead"

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