23 People The World Would Be Better Off Without

That guy who holds up a big tablet to record the concert and blocks your view.

Tyrannical sphincterwagons who hold up giant GODDAMN recording devices in the middle of concerts.

This smart ass named Jack.

This deluded, shitdick fucking spunktrumpet.

The people who don’t bother adjusting their way too revealing clothing malfunctions.

Every slimy fucking walrus-looking whirlwind hunk of shit who ever disgraced the light of fucking day like this.

Any airhead who puts people’s lives in danger by texting while driving.

Upper middle-class vapid cumdumps who would fucking DARE to text while driving because whatever??

The graffiti amateur who has no respect for hard working department store employees.

Ingrown, nutless sacks of assmunch who fuck with good peoples' shit.

The messy shoppers who leave dressing rooms like Katrina left New Orleans.

The syphilitic spunk bubbles who leave dressing rooms like Katrina left New Orleans.

These national park taggers who are obviously not one with nature.

The soul-dead fucking goddamn crotchpheasants who graffiti in National Parks.

The sloppy movie goers who don’t consider the people that have to clean up after them.

The feckless ham-faced twunts who deliberately dump their popcorn in the theater.

Every shopper who is so bad at math they don’t know how to count to ten.

Every moonfaced bag of clemen who fucks off in the express lane.

These shoppers that are too lazy to push the cart an extra five feet to put it away properly.

These asshole casseroles.

Or the ones who just park the cart in a spot meant to park cars.

The gammon-faced fuckfinches who leave carts in the GODDAMN WAY! RIGHT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SPOTS!

Anybody who doesn’t understand the concept of shared public space.

Shitsucking wankspangles who aren't having a good day unless they're fucking up yours.

People who may have left a generous tip, but also left a generous mess.

The disingenuous, spinogelatinous pug-faced ponces who would ever even fucking THINK of doing this.

Karen.

Karen

The people who make life harder for minimum wage fast food employees.

All the flubber-fucking cocksprockets who let their failed abortions degenerate into heathen lawlessness.

People who waste food before they even buy it.

The entire wash basin of prick-faced cloacas who misplace groceries with flippant glee all over the store.

People that create the reason to mistrust unsanitary public receptacles.

Ass-herding vomit pustules who pamper their pets like retarded street waifs to the detriment of our fuckstained species.

Any perfectly healthy human being that feels so lazy they decide to hinder the handicapped.

This bestial biscuit of shithawks.

People who decide that they are more important than everybody else who uses public transportation.

YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM, you fucking billow-biting, honking crusty spunkrag!

This selfish lady who doesn’t care about anybody else’s needs.

The felching cockmarmots who fuck around in parking lots like chucklefucking shitwads.

People who seem to be oblivious as to how uncomfortable they make others around them.

Utter quimwiffles who simply cannot tolerate living unless they're discomfiting everyone.

Anybody who can’t follow simple directions like the rules of the road.

All the abject twatwaffles who hog the motherfucking roads on bikes, right next to Goddamn bike paths.

People who don’t think a good job deserves a good tip.

The glistening, hellbound, toss-faced colon holes that Jesus Christ must hate with a vengeance for pulling this venereal shit.

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