19 Things That Just Need To Be Segregated Between Boys And Girls

1. Globes, because everyone knows that girls see the world in pink!

Because girls obviously need special globes:

2. It’s about time they made special sprinkles for boys.

And it'd be an absolute tragedy if girls and boys didn't have different sprinkles:

3. You better make sure that your girl gets some special tape just for her.

Because everyone knows girls need a special tape that's just for them:

4. And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it’s not pink?

And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it's not pink?

5. Girls just won’t eat goldfish crackers unless they say they have a princess on the package.

Because girls obviously need different Goldfish:

6. Because normal earplugs just won’t do for a girl.

And if girls didn't have their own type of EARPLUGS, who KNOWS what would happen:

7. Don’t you dare let boys and girls use the same pens.

Because everyone knows girls and boys can't use the same pens. It just doesn't work that way.

8. Apples are no longer just for boys!

And, I know this is a given, but of course apples need to be too:

9. They may read the same books, but boys and girls should not use the same bookmarks.

Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE knows girls and boys need different bookmarks. What would happen to literature if they didn't?

10. Better give boys and girls separate glue sticks, otherwise they might catch cooties.

Get out of my face if you don't think girls and boys shouldn't have different GLUE. GET OUT:

11. God forbid that boys and girls read the same Bible!

You bet your ass Bibles need to be separated into male and female.

12. It would be shocking if boys and girls used the same extension cords!

And EXTENSION CORDS? Don't even get me started:

13. Because it wouldn’t be a costume for girls if it weren’t sexy.

This is the way it NEEDS to be:

14. Don’t let boys get a hold of these earbuds, they are STRICTLY for girls!

Men and women have very different ears. Everyone knows this. There's no way they can have the same earbuds. NO WAY:

15. Boys stuff just needs to be bigger than girls stuff.

You think girls can handle these Kleenex? Yeah, right. These are KLEENEX we're talking about here:

16. Girls have to have to have their own binoculars, otherwise they can’t go bird watching.

These are the only binoculars girls can handle. Everyone knows that.

17. And everyone knows pickles should be gender specific.

And there's the obvious deep, rich history of gender separation with regard to pickles:

18. You get a more accurate reading if you use the right thermometer for boys and girls.

Thermometers need to be split between girls and boys. It's SCIENCE:

19. And don’t forget to separate girls and boys during tea time!

And tea? TEA?!?!?!?!? TEA:

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