20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

1. You shower the night before so you can sleep in for an extra 15 minutes.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Every minute of sleep in the morning is valuable and precious.

2. You also pick your outfit the night before…

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Ain’t nobody got time for making early-morning decisions.

3. …as well as preparing your lunch. Preparation = more zzzz’s.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

4. You often skip breakfast so you can sleep longer.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Coffee later in the day counts as breakfast, right?

5. Your mornings revolve around hitting your snooze button repetitively.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Anything to delay getting up.

6. And as soon as your alarm goes off, the first phrases you utter are all swearwords.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

7. Your life is all about setting a new record for getting ready.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Obviously then you can use the rest of the time to do more important things. Like sleep.

8. You are incapable of stringing together coherent sentences before 9am.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

9. In fact, you avoid all conversations/people before 9 am.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

10. You struggle through public transport every morning.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

As you attempt to not fall asleep before your stop.

11. And more often than not, you’re late for work.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

12. You get super confused when people rave about how amazing the sunrise was.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

13. What is a sunrise?

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

14. Do they know sunsets are actually way better?

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Because it’s a far more acceptable time to be awake.

15. You have perpetual resting bitchface until at least noon.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

16. As a result, people are often asking you why you’re so angry.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

17. Um, because, it’s too early to be up, idiots, more like, WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?!

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

18. You spend your days counting down the hours until you see your one true love again.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Your bed, that is.

19. And your week counting down to your Saturday sleep-in.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

Where it’s perfectly acceptable to stay in bed until noon.

20. But on the plus side, you’re super productive at night-time when everyone else is sleeping.

20 Things People Who Hate Mornings Know To Be True

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