15 Celebrity Wax Figures That Should be Melted Down ASAP

Get out the matches; it’s time to burn this mother down.

1. Jennifer Garner in Alias, AKA Peahead High navel.

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2. Jack “Geriatric Fashion Plate” Nicholson.

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3. Cher, ladylike as ever.

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4. Kylie Minogue(‘s grandmother?)

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5. Lindsay Lohan, who actually doesn’t even look like Lindsay Lohan in real life anymore.

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6. Still not as horrifying as present day Miley Cyrus.

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7. Bizarro Tom Cruise

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8. The wax version of David Hasselhoff is what can happen if you don’t wear sunscreen.

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9. Breakfast at McDonald’s, starring Fauxdrey Hepburn.

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10. Sean Connery as (a tanning booth addicted) James Bond.

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11. Drew Barrymore is an actress, but her wax figure counterpart looks more like a convict at a women’s prison.

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12. The royal family should melt this monstrosity down asap.

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13. Sandra Bullock. This one looked okay until someone hit her in the face with a shovel while the wax was still setting.

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14. Victoria Beckham as Not-So-Posh Spice. (Scary was already taken)

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15. And finally Bruce Willis as Jason Segel.

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