1. This guy wore a suit of 94 iPhones to sell on the Chinese black market.
2. But if you prefer Android, don’t worry. We got you covered.
3. Duct Tape Cocaine Underwear… aka “what your parents were up to in the 80s”
4. What did this guy try to smuggle into Norway? …
GODDAMN BABY PYTHONS.
5. Those are live songbirds, they are having a bad day.
6. Female bootlegger wears two giant flasks in 1928, looks badass doing so.
7. Brazillian prisoner had a cellphone taped under a panel of fake tattooed “skin”.
8. Are those hummingbirds in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
9. Those are the most expensive shin guards I’ve ever seen…
10. This cat was nabbed in a scheme to smuggle phones into a Russian prison.