11 Thoughts You Only Have When You’re Drunk

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk too sexy for your shirt
“I’m too sexy for my shirt”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk can't get up
“Getting up is impossible”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk spending too much money
“I can afford this!”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk everything is a challenge
“Everything is a challenge”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk texting
“This is a romantic text”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk complicated urinal
“Challenge excepted”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk bartender therapist
“My bartender is the best therapist”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk twitter is a confessional
“I must let the world know what I did”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk kick the jack-o-lantern
“How can I resist kicking it?”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk sneaky
“I could get away with this”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk pass out anywhere
“This looks like a great place to pass out”

11 Thoughts You Only Have When You're Drunk sexy nude
“I take great nudes!”

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