7 Scientific reasons why triangle sandwiches are absolutely superior
The diagonally sliced half is optimal for dipping in a variety of soup containers.
Mutual support in a vertical setting maintains structural integrity in the hours leading up to lunch.
Hypotenuse length maximizes tongue-to-sandwich-filling contact area.
Longer fissure span means increased chance of creating a melted cheese bridge.
Triangle structures creates an obvious grab zone.
Acute corners allow for four perfect initial sandwich bites.
The initial corner consumption creates sets up two ultimate bites of unmatched, crustless perfection.